just survived the first fart of the relationship.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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