your room smells of hookers.
And success
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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