so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
