All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Randomize
