True but thats because hes a fetus.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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