when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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