Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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