You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
