put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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