I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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