Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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