You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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