fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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