I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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