im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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