All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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