omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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