i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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