Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
