Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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