I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
3pm strippers are depressing
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
