Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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