if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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