Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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