Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I FOUND THE LEGS
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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