yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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