Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm both gender and math confused
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