"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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