oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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