what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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