He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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