I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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