I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Randomize
