so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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