**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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