I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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