I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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