Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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