OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Randomize
