C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Bring me that man meat
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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