Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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