Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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