I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
