I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
