i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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