Cold hands, warm shart.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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