I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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