If i come over, it means nothing
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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