yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
