honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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