i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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