actually, I'm a sock model
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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