too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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