another moral hangover. fuck.
My balls are so social today.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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