All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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