So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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